art lessons with lego bob ross!
GUESS WHAT I NICKNAMED MY HELIOPTILE
Rifftrax proudly offers our latest short, REDISCOVERY: PUPPETS.
Remember when puppets were first discovered? Those brave women and men who crossed the intractable puppetless regions of the earth and first discovered these handmade simulacra of the animate world? Life was simpler then, even sweeter…
Until came the dark unspeakable ages when puppetry was lost to human knowledge and we wandered, oh how we wandered like the tribes of Israel, searching in vain for something wholesome to do with our hands.
Well despair no more! Once again puppets have been discovered! REDISCOVERED! Out hands once again shall be clothed with the raiment of Papier-mâché, styrofoam and garbage!
If you love puppets, this film is for you. If you hate puppets, even better. Come with us and rediscover puppets. Again. I know that’s redundant, but it’s worth restating over and over again more than once! PUPPETS!
Puppets, pfft. What kind of idiots work with puppets?!
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
until further notice, DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANY USERS ON NEOPETS. reports of duplicated items and NP have been spotted. NO MATTER HOW COOL THEY LOOK, DO NOT BUY ANYTHING. SHOP WIZARD, TRADING POST, AUCTIONS. ALL OUT OF THE QUESTION. DO NOT USE THEM.
if you are caught with a duped item, YOU WILL BE FROZEN. so please be safe!